Super Witty comment about myself!
hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

fandomsandfeminism:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

A+

dailycharacteroption:

dailyplanescape:

bugcthulhu:

hedgehodgemonster:

baphomeg:

its-fredrick:

naoren:

tamarinfrog:

rypeltajaroll:

procrastinatingattorney:

squigglydigg:

yourdefensiveyandere:

theonewhowillruinyourlife:

ask-dr-happy:

buttmasteraces:

puffyland:

satsui-n0-had0u:

ray-the-raichu:

crazyscientistblah:

mightykombat:

djnimrod:

The fucking Soma from Warframe. 
WELP

Either Lloyd’s Material Blades or the rifle Michael De Santa uses to shoot down a planeI’M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Super Shock Rifle from UT2004.Instagibs for DAYS

Home run baseball bat from dead island. I’m good!

Blitz ball…okay. XD

I’d VERY HAPPILY use the Capricorn Club from Kid Icarus: Uprising OuO

GOING HEAD FIRST INTO ZOMBIE’S WITH KIRBY’S NEEDLE HAT

Nasod drill from elsword…I’M GONNA BIG DADDY A WHOLE IN YOUR CHEST!

Admin gun. Just let that sink in.

Fury Sword bitches

Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy.
MY WEAPON IS THE SET OFMISSILE LAUNCHERS INSTALLED ON THE BOSTONIUS. I CAN FLY AND SHOOT DOWN ZOMBIES FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.

pins from twewy

Ness’ baseball bat (Earthbound). :’D

Scrooge MacDuck’s cane (Ducktales remastered). BHAHAHAH!! PERFECT! I’LL POGO JUMP EVERYONE!

Blood-Scythe aw yiss

thirty-five ton battlemech armed with megajoule lasers and armor stronger than any tank today? i’ll be ok

A mace that drains mana… Goodbye zombies and magic zombies

THE JAT KITTAG

a huge hammer with a jet engine in it. and can hurl enemies who get hit by it pretty far. Also you can execute a technique with it which involves spinning it around at very high speeds that’ll probably fuck up anything it connects with.

I’m going to AXE a lot of questions

Do spells count? In that case, the last spell I cast in Duels of the Planewalkers was a summoning spell.
Specifically summoning a little creature called a Simic Sky Swallower. Just really a tiny sea serpent. And when I say tiny, I actually mean flying, and FUCKING HUGE.

Zombies don’t stand a chance against my flying death from above!

Riot Cannon from Transformers: Fall of Cybertron. Everyone knows zombies are weak to shotguns, so I’m packing a shotgun sized for and designed to kill giant robots. Mount it on a truck and I’m golden.

Necromancy, I’d be heading into the zombie apocalypse with necromancy…… 

dailycharacteroption:

dailyplanescape:

bugcthulhu:

hedgehodgemonster:

baphomeg:

its-fredrick:

naoren:

tamarinfrog:

rypeltajaroll:

procrastinatingattorney:

squigglydigg:

yourdefensiveyandere:

theonewhowillruinyourlife:

ask-dr-happy:

buttmasteraces:

puffyland:

satsui-n0-had0u:

ray-the-raichu:

crazyscientistblah:

mightykombat:

djnimrod:

The fucking Soma from Warframe. 

WELP

Either Lloyd’s Material Blades or the rifle Michael De Santa uses to shoot down a plane

I’M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Super Shock Rifle from UT2004.

Instagibs for DAYS

Home run baseball bat from dead island. I’m good!

Blitz ball…okay. XD

I’d VERY HAPPILY use the Capricorn Club from Kid Icarus: Uprising OuO

GOING HEAD FIRST INTO ZOMBIE’S WITH KIRBY’S NEEDLE HAT

Nasod drill from elsword…I’M GONNA BIG DADDY A WHOLE IN YOUR CHEST!

Admin gun. Just let that sink in.

Fury Sword bitches

Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy.

MY WEAPON IS THE SET OFMISSILE LAUNCHERS INSTALLED ON THE BOSTONIUS. I CAN FLY AND SHOOT DOWN ZOMBIES FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.

pins from twewy

Ness’ baseball bat (Earthbound). :’D

Scrooge MacDuck’s cane (Ducktales remastered). BHAHAHAH!! PERFECT! I’LL POGO JUMP EVERYONE!

Blood-Scythe aw yiss

thirty-five ton battlemech armed with megajoule lasers and armor stronger than any tank today? i’ll be ok

A mace that drains mana… Goodbye zombies and magic zombies

THE JAT KITTAG

a huge hammer with a jet engine in it. and can hurl enemies who get hit by it pretty far. Also you can execute a technique with it which involves spinning it around at very high speeds that’ll probably fuck up anything it connects with.

I’m going to AXE a lot of questions

Do spells count? In that case, the last spell I cast in Duels of the Planewalkers was a summoning spell.

Specifically summoning a little creature called a Simic Sky Swallower. Just really a tiny sea serpent. And when I say tiny, I actually mean flying, and FUCKING HUGE.

Zombies don’t stand a chance against my flying death from above!

Riot Cannon from Transformers: Fall of Cybertron. Everyone knows zombies are weak to shotguns, so I’m packing a shotgun sized for and designed to kill giant robots. Mount it on a truck and I’m golden.

Necromancy, I’d be heading into the zombie apocalypse with necromancy…… 

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

georagayt:

officialcdj:

xaigatomon:

blazer-replies:

spookyram:

romanimperial:

whatsayyousir:

teatray-inthesky:

image

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forever reblog

ALWAYS REBLOG.

iT GOT BETTER

THE SECOND I SCROLLED TO THE SKYRIM PIC I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND IT’S LIKE 2:15 IN THE MORNING HOLY CRAP

ALWAYS reblog :-)

This is fantastic

dailycharacteroption:

dr-archeville:

pixiebutterandjelly:

jamiebuttnotjaime:

pixiebutterandjelly:

fluidlygenderqueer:

mediocre-latinist:

well what would you get if you combined pokemon firered with orphan black

Saints Row 3 mixed with Perks of Being a Wallflower. That is terrifying.

The Lego movie with Deep Divers. Lego submarine warfare?

POKEMON+STAR TREK I WANT THIS TO BE REAL

Omg so.cool!

LEGO Marvel Super Heroes + Adventures in Babysitting.
Sooo… LEGO Marvel Super Heroes featuring the Power Pack, The Runaways, and Franklin & Valeria Richards?  Sounds awesome!

Infamous 2 and The Colour out of Space. Superpowers and life-eating killer radiances. (Possibly connected?)

Dishonored and The Nut Job, so I really don’t know what to think about that. living in a world where squirrels and other woodland animals worship the outsider?

dailycharacteroption:

dr-archeville:

pixiebutterandjelly:

jamiebuttnotjaime:

pixiebutterandjelly:

fluidlygenderqueer:

mediocre-latinist:

well what would you get if you combined pokemon firered with orphan black

Saints Row 3 mixed with Perks of Being a Wallflower. That is terrifying.

The Lego movie with Deep Divers. Lego submarine warfare?

POKEMON+STAR TREK I WANT THIS TO BE REAL

Omg so.cool!

LEGO Marvel Super Heroes + Adventures in Babysitting.

Sooo… LEGO Marvel Super Heroes featuring the Power Pack, The Runaways, and Franklin & Valeria Richards?  Sounds awesome!

Infamous 2 and The Colour out of Space. Superpowers and life-eating killer radiances. (Possibly connected?)

Dishonored and The Nut Job, so I really don’t know what to think about that. living in a world where squirrels and other woodland animals worship the outsider?

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.